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Mystery Science Political Ads 3000

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: March 30, 2008 · Comments (2)

Remember the '80s show, Mystery Science Theatre 3000? The premise was a guy and some robots stuck in space, with the only entertainment for years and years being an archive of movies, supplied by an evil scientist to see how long it took before they went nuts. Not just any... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (4 votes cast)

Bottom of the barrel politics.

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: March 27, 2008 · Comments (0)

You got to love how some Australians choose their elected officials. CANBERRA, Australia - For Ed Warren, becoming mayor of the Australian Outback town of Winton was the luck of the draw from a trash can. The cattle farming town famous as the birthplace of Australia's unofficial anthem "Waltzing Matilda"... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

He ain't heavy, he's a Brother . . .

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: March 12, 2008 · Comments (4)

The Clinton campaign wants us all to know they haven't intentionally injected race into the Presidential nomination contest. In fact, they hadn't even noticed that Barack Obama is black. Besides, he isn't that black . . . who knew? Before somebody calls Al Sharpton and starts writing letters, please note... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (2 votes cast)

Legislator by day, comedian by night

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: January 28, 2008

Meet Jason Lorber. MONTPELIER, Vt. - How many politicians does it take to draw a laugh? At least one in Vermont, where state Rep. Jason Lorber does standup gigs, produces comedy shows and runs improv workshops when he's not making laws. "When I first came here, people said `You're the... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

Politics headline news

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: January 18, 2008 · Comments (1)

McCain: Spending is out of control I couldn't agree more. Millions being spent so you can get the most stressful job on the planet. Are you nuts? US says there's unanimity on North Korea Five members of the 6 party talks agree- Kim IL-Jong makes promises he never keeps. Romney... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

Nepal Sherpas Hold Prayer Service for Hillary

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: January 14, 2008

The news about Senator Clinton's win in New Hampshire hasn't reached Katmandu yet. How could that be? Didn't Chris Matthews say people in Burma would be hearing the results a day after the Iowa caucus? From AP- Nepal's Sherpa community held a prayer service in Katmandu on Monday for Sir... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (2 votes cast)

Australia Parliament on guard against MP art theft

Posted by Bill Jempty · Published: November 28, 2007 · Comments (3)

Officials are worried outgoing lawmakers will take items not belonging to them. CANBERRA (Reuters) - Officials at Australia's Parliament House on Wednesday took down valuable artworks to keep lawmakers dumped in weekend elections from stealing them as they began packing up offices. "We do make sure we take out all... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (1 votes cast)

Rudy Lectures A Ron Paul Supporter

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: October 10, 2007 · Comments (10)

Okay, this is a humor post, mmmkay? (I hate to have to say that). While all good humor has a basis in truth, this is a composite dubbed together for laughs. It's as phony as Hillary Clinton's donor list. Enjoy anyway, because it could happen: UPDATE: Through an unspeakably rude... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.2/5 (5 votes cast)

Independent could shake up the race

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: October 7, 2007 · Comments (8)

In the comments to our eHarmony for Presidential candidates post below, which links a political quiz designed to show how close the candidates are to your own opinions, reader "DoubleU" pointed to a new entry in the race who has shown some striking acceptance by the electorate. His name is... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (4 votes cast)

Political radio ad of the Millenium (so far)

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: October 4, 2007 · Comments (1)

From "down the Mississippi, down in New Orleans" comes a funny and effective political radio ad. You get the idea from the logo below, but imagine, if you will, that you are driving in your car listening to the radio when this commercial comes on: Whoa, that's gonna leave a... [Full Story]

Rating: 5/5 (4 votes cast)

Through a shot glass, darkly: the Democratic field

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: September 26, 2007

When you want sober political analysis, maybe Stephen Green, a/k/a Vodkapundit, isn't your guy. But if the state of our national politics leaves you needing a stiff drink, maybe he is. He takes on the Democratic candidates over at Pajamas Media. A few choice snips: Hillary Clinton has a likeability... [Full Story]

Rating: 4.6/5 (7 votes cast)

Rudy's dream

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: August 17, 2007 · Comments (2)

Rudy Giuliani relates his dream about the new French President to a New Hampshire audience, via The Politico's Jonathan Martin: Rudy confessed at the end of his town hall meeting this morning that he's having a "recurring dream" about the man Rudy biographer/enthusiast Fred Siegel dubbed "The French Rudy." "Sarkozy... [Full Story]

Rating: 3.9/5 (7 votes cast)

Edwards Poverty Tour

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: July 23, 2007

This unofficial promo should come with a language warning - but the language isn't as bad as, say, former Edwards blogmistress Amanda Marcotte's. Thanks to The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid for pointing to this video.... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

Dave Burge declares; already tied with Ron Paul

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: July 14, 2007

The grassroots-inspired entry of Dave Burge, a/k/a "IowaHawk," into the Republican Presidential field is barely one month old, and has already caught up with Rep. Ron Paul's level of support in the polls. A campaign spokesman who asked not to be identified out of fear for his personal safety bragged,... [Full Story]

Rating: 2.7/5 (12 votes cast)

How to get a $1250 haircut

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: July 7, 2007

Now, if you're Mr. Common Sense, you probably have wondered just how the heck John Edwards could possibly run up a $1250 for a haircut. I mean - honestly! - the Beverly Hills hair magician who held up LAX traffic to give Bill Clinton a trim only charged $200. Granted,... [Full Story]

Rating: 3/5 (4 votes cast)

What do Chickenhawks eat?

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: March 8, 2007

While many have noted the explosive growth of antiwar leftists since WWII, one man has traced the source. "Bama Jim" Dunn, known as "the poor white trash's James Lileks," at Do What Now? found the answer in a 1946 copy of Sports Afield magazine. Who knew where to look? My... [Full Story]

Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Jimmy Carter's "Attack Rabbit" resurfaces

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: January 15, 2007

Jimmy Carter's tale of being attacked in his john boat by a swimming rabbit may have been true. The rapacious leporid has been spotted on land this time. Narration by James Carville's cousin, I believe: ... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

Top Ten Funniest Political Moments Of 2006

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: December 7, 2006 · Comments (1)

Top Ten Funniest Political Moments Of 2006, courtesy of Extreme Mortman: Try to name the funniest moments in politics this year, and you'll immediately think of violent assaults with deadly, hilarious weapons. Yes, this was the year that politics met broad physical humor. And crime. Lots and lots of crime.... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

Democrats unveil plan for Iraq, War on Terror

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: November 13, 2006 · Comments (1)

It's a new and innovative approach to our national security needs. ... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

'I, for one, welcome our new Democratic overlords.'

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: November 8, 2006 · Comments (6)

Really. I do welcome them. Resistance is futile, anyway.... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

GOTV - and meet hot singles near you!

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: November 5, 2006 · Comments (1)

One of the rising stars of blogs, videos, and television, Mary Katharine Ham, has struck upon a novel way to promote the "phone from home" GOP GOTV program, which allows Republicans to phone a few voters in key districts from their own home, wherever they are in the country. (Sign... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

Democrats unveil new tool for America

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: November 3, 2006 · Comments (2)

And everything old is new again . . . at least, they all seem to have received their talking-points memo on time. Except for John Conyers, who is obviously distracted by the fact someone has stolen his drool cup: ... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

2006 GOP Election Logo

Posted by Lorie Byrd · Published: October 27, 2006 · Comments (1)

Michael Griffey has created a logo for the upcoming elections.... [Full Story]

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Homnick: Hillary's running in '08!

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: October 21, 2006

You can tell she is running by the extent of her lying, The American Spectator's Jay Homnick suggests: Later, she prudently left this gem out of her autobio. Then Bill imprudently included it in his. So this week we get the lie about the lie. Her office announces that her... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

Florida Senate - Comic relief

Posted by Jim Addison · Published: October 19, 2006 · Comments (1)

Tensions are mounting on both sides as the election approaches. I feel like I've bitten off more heads than Ozzy Osbourne. Maybe what we all need is a good laugh. And when you need someone to laugh at, who springs to mind quicker than our erstwhile Republican nominee for Senate... [Full Story]

Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)

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